i fucking love in tv shows when someone has a fucked-up parent or parental figure and then they meet kid 2.0 who got to live with a slightly less fucked-up version of the same and they’re just like. so visibly viscerally devastated about it
honestly that baby tattoo story is already so surreal and implausible i dont have the heart to tell anyone that it also has a party hat and he refers to it as party baby and i still dont know whos baby it is